Unicorn Tears™ Spray - Anime アニメ

Yes, we did it - we managed to squeeze some Unicorn Tears™ and bottle it, just for you. And this time we did it Anime style. How we did it is a well-unknown secret, and we are not about to tell you all about it.

But we can tell you exactly what this product is not:

• It is not abundant

• It is not Voodoo-proof

• Some Unicorns didn’t get harmed in the process

• It is not affordable at all

• It is hardly a feasible purchase

• It is not unpeaceful

• And it is definitely not a great gift

What it does - it supports art!

What It Actually Is

A real, high-quality calming toner for sensitive or acne-prone skin.

• Gently calms redness and inflammation

• It doesn’t reduce blemishes and blushing due to embarrassment, but spray away anyway

• Hydrates and balances skin with zero fragrance

• A transparent fluid without much added to it

• Works on the surface - you need to dig spiritually to reach underneath

• Made in the USA with globally sourced stuff

• Exclusive packaging designed by experts in Canada

Key Ingredients

• Rose Flower Water – pH-balancing and nourishing

• Aloe Vera & Allantoin – soothe and hydrate sensitive skin

• Botanical Blend – Blue Daisy, Marigold, Marshmallow Root, Cucumber

• Free from: parabens, phthalates, and sulfates
  

Instructions

Open your mind and use as self-directed.
After cleansing, apply toner to a cotton pad and gently sweep across the face and neck. Or mist directly for a refreshing boost. Avoid contact with the eyes. External use only. For internal use, you need to meditate and face yourself.

Warning

Profit-over-people leads to overconsumption, which leads to pollution that helps climate change. Use according to your conscience. Beware of the fake Unicorn Tears in the Bulk stores and street markets.

Thank you for your purchase

Balkan Boi is part of the Art Propaganda ecosystem, and every order supports the creation of art, and every purchase helps keep creativity alive, independent, and uncompromised.

We believe art should be free from outside control and able to sustain itself, independent of grants and patrons, and free from censorship.

Thanks for helping us build a vibrant, independent future, and for helping art survive and thrive on its own terms.

Disclaimer: Our front labels are funny as hell, and our products are 100% real. If you are confused, don’t worry: we promise everything inside is legit, tested, and made with 365 good intentions.*

*These are real, high-quality products designed with your well-being in mind. Our goal is to entertain while delivering effective products you can trust!  Always check the ingredients for the real scoop.