Hopium Spray

Hopium is a cooling toner designed for sensitive skin and overstimulated minds. Made to provide sensitive, acne-prone skin with soothing relief, this calming toner is a must-have for any skincare regimen. Available in a 6 fl. oz. clear PET bottle with a white fine-mist sprayer, this toner helps calm redness and inflammation, leaving your skin feeling refreshed and balanced.

Spray yourself, family, friends and enemies alike.

What’s Inside:

Botanicals like Rose Water, Blue Daisy, Marshmallow Root.
Hydration from Glycerin and Honey Extract.
No parabens, no fragrance, no lies - just plain old transparent liquid without much added to it.

Made in the USA with globally sourced stuff.

Thank you for your purchase

Every order supports the creation of art, and every purchase helps keep creativity alive, independent, and uncompromised.

We believe art should be free from outside control and able to sustain itself, independent of grants and patrons, and free from censorship.

Thanks for helping us build a vibrant, independent future, and for helping art survive and thrive on its own terms.

Disclaimer: Our front labels are 100% jokes, our products are 100% real. If you are confused, don’t worry: we promise everything inside is legit, tested, and made with 365 good intentions.*

Instructions: Open your mind and use as self-directed.

Warning: Profit-over-people leads to overconsumption, which leads to pollution that helps climate change. Use according to your conscience.

*These are real, high-quality products designed with your well-being in mind. Our goal is to entertain while delivering effective products you can trust! 
Always check the ingredients for the real scoop.